The Computers are men or women?

Computers are Like Men...

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  In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
• They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
• They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
• As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer you could have had a better model.
• They hear what you say, but not what you mean.

Computers are Like Women...

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  No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
• The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
• Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
• As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
• You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it's wrong.